sandra lee is crazy, y'all.

Have any of you seen this video yet?  Of Sandra Lee totally grabbing Halloween by the neck and shaking it vigorously until no one really feels comfortable celebrating it anymore?

Watch the madness here.

I wish I could embed the video, but apparently Gawker hates bloggers.

Y'all, she is pretty much the first lady of New York, and she's pouring black vodka into ice-cream-cone-shaped glasses while dressed like Cher.  For perhaps the first time in my life, words escape me.

And then these gems happened...

In all, she probably had 378 costume changes during this nightmare of a special, each one a little lushier than the last.

Not for small children.